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• Big Gray Wall n. What faces a VMS user searching for documentation.
  A full VMS kit comes on a pallet, the documentation taking up around 15 feet of shelf space before the addition of layered products such as compilers, databases, multivendor networking, and programming tools....
• Big Gray Wall: n. What faces a {VMS} user searching for documentation.
  A full VMS kit comes on a pallet, the documentation taking up around 15 feet of shelf space before the addition of layered products such as compilers, databases, multivendor networking, and programming tools....
• This modem will now self destruct...5..4..3..2..1..0..
• a = b a*a = b*a a*a - b*b = b*a - b*b (a-b)*(a+b) = b(a-b) a+b = b b+b = b 2b = b 2 = 1 Hi
  whatever number, multiplied by 0 gives 0... -- Antonio...
• SMILEY (:0
• What version am I on? Oh... 1.51 d-beta 2, revision 3g
• How many VMS heads -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  "Errr... Well, I've got a patch that I could apply to it, but if you can just wait till next year, it'll all be fixed when we upgrade to light bulb version 6....
• Practical - Testing Level 0 Communications Protocol Equipme
  2 tin cans - 1 piece of string -- Computer Communications and Networks Prac...
• Duff's device n. The most dramatic use yet seen of fall through in C
  invented by Tom Duff when he was at L Trying to bum all the instructions he could out of an inner loop that copied data serially onto an output port, he decided to unroll it....