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• Owner: If you are waiting for the Hi & Lois signing, it has been moved to the Springfield Coliseum.
  Bart: Please, you have something of mine on a little piece of paper....
• Lisa: I would like to say grace. Ahem. Lord, have mercy on my soul.
  ..and Mom's soul...and Dad's soul......
• Marge: Hmm. Bart, what's wrong? There's something a little off about your hug.
  Bart: Mom, I need to tell you something. I kind of -- Marge...
• Bart: [sighs] I wasted five bucks on these. Lisa: Where'd you get five bucks?
  I want five bucks. Bart: Aw, I sold my soul to Milhouse?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Wiggum: Son, you wait here while Daddy tries to talk some sense into this raving derelict.
  [the man raves as Wiggum walks up] Wiggum...
• Lovejoy: [holding cleaning brushes] I want you to clean every one of these organ pipes that you have befouled with your popular music.
  [hands the brushes out, walks off] [Bart and Milhouse start cleaning...
• If I should die before I wake up I pray the Lord my soul will take but My body, my body -- that's your job.
  -- Crash Test Dummie...
• That's right. Gather the nectar, my little drones.
  And make the honey. Honey for your children... Fools!...