Bored? Recite romantic poetry.. to your toaster..
Related:
- 0410 Are you able to recite phone numbers for half-a-dozen computer systems
but unable to recite your own?
from THE HACKER... - Worf! You're a romantic!
It is among the Klingons that love poetry achieves its fullest flower.
Dr. Pulaski and Worf, "Up the Long Ladder", stardate... - Students made it long ago,' said Rincewind. Handy way in and out after
lights out.'
'Ah,' said Twoflower,
'I *understand*. Over the wall and out to brightly... - May your next romantic encounter be
interrupted by
a large nuclear explosion... - Bored? Drive the speed limit...
in your garage... - Incorrigible
... - Living your life according to the Bible is like trying to fix your
stereo by using toaster instructions.
Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome... - Bored?
Turn your TV picture tube upside down.... - Vogon poetry makes you want to gnaw on
your toes...
From the same category:
- The Killer Ducks are
coming!!... - People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff.
I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy... - How do blonde brain cells die?
Alone... - Consider that I laboured not for myself only, but for all them that
seek learning.
Old Testament -- Ecclesiasticus xxxiii,... - 1) Alexander the Great was a great general.
(2) Great generals are forewarned.
(3) Forewarned is forearmed. (4) Four is an even number...
