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• You know you are getting old when you think you should drive the speed limit. -- E.A. Gilliam
• But, officer, I was doing the speed limit! In hexadecimal!
• Speed Limit: 186,000 mps Strictly Enforced
• Speed limit 300 baud; tagline construction area!
• Silly Sally was baby sitting. But Silly Sally was getting bored.
  Thinking a walk would help, she put the baby in his carriage....
• Regardless of the legal speed limit, your Buick must be operated at speeds faster than 85 MPH (140kph).
  -- presumable misprint from the 1987 Buick Grand National owners manual....
• It's hard to drive at the limit, but it's harder to know where the limits are. -- Stirling Mo
• No,no..no,no,no,no...no,no,no,no...no,no there's no limit!
• A truly reckless driver is one who passes you when you are already exceeding the speed limit.