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• Graduate students and most professors are no smarter than undergrads. They're just older.
• How many graduate students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done....
• The problem with graduate students, in general, is that they have to sleep every few days.
• enured graduate student n. One who has been in graduate school for 10 years (the usual maximum is 5 or 6)
  a `ten-yeared' student (get it?). Actually, this term may be used of any grad student beginning in his seventh year....
• enured graduate student: n. One who has been in graduate school for 10 years (the usual maximum is 5 or 6)
  a `ten-yeared' student (get it?). Actually, this term may be used of any grad student beginning in his seventh year....
• Get high on drugs; come down with AIDS
• Necessity is the mother of reading to most students.
• How many graduate students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1/100. A graduate student needs to change 100 light bulbs a day....
• Evaporation Allowance: The volume of alcohol that the graduate students can drink in a year's time.
  -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...