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  it is also a highly successful one - more popular than the "Celestial Home Care Omnibus", better selling than "Fifty-three More Things to Do in Zero Gravity", and more controversial than Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philosophical blockbusters, "Where God Went Wrong", "Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes" and "Who Is This God Person Anyway?...
• Well, anyway, I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized that like most books, it had too many words.
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• My god can beat up your god!
• If it's God's will, who gets the money?
• A comprehended God is no God.
• The last person who said that, God rest his soul, lived to regret it.
• God? I'm no god. God has mercy.
• Nobody talks so constantly about God as those who insist there is no God.
  -- Heywood Hale Broun (1888-1939)...