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• The Least Successful Animal Rescue The firemen's strike of 1978 made possible one of the great animal rescue attempts of all time.
  Valiantly, the British Army had taken over emergency firefighting and on 14 January they were called out by an elderly lady in South London to retrieve her cat which had become trapped up a tree....
• The Least Successful Collector Betsy Baker played a central role in the history of collecting.
  She was employed as a servant in the house of John Warburton (1682-1759) who had amassed a fine collection of 58 first edition plays, including most of the works of Shakespeare....
• The Least Successful Police Dogs America has a very strong candidate in "La Dur", a fearsome looking schnauzer hound, who was retired from the Orlando police force in Florida in 1978.
  He consistently refused to do anything which might ruffle or offend the criminal classes....
• The Least Successful Defrosting Device The all-time record here is held by Mr.
  Peter Rowlands of Lancaster whose lips became frozen to his lock in 1979 while blowing warm air on it....
• The Least Successful Executions History has furnished us with two executioners worthy of attention.
  The first performed in Sydney in Australia. In 1803 three attempts were made to hang a Mr....
• THE WORST ANIMAL RESCUE During the firemen's strike of 1978
  he British Army had taken over emergency firefighting and on 14 January they were called out by an elderly lady in South London to retrieve her cat which had become trapped up a tree....
• Crime wouldn't pay if it was operated by the government!
• Crime wouldn't pay, if the government ran it.
• For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.