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• To make tax forms true they should read "Income Owed Us" and "Incommode You".
• The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
  Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr....
• The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax.
  -- Lord Thomas R. Duwa...
• The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
  -- The Best of Will Roge...
• You must include all income you receive in the form of money, property and services if it is not specifically exempt.
  Report property (goods) and services at their fair market values....