Related:

• Man who marries girl with no bust has right to feel low down.
• The girl who remembers her first kiss now has a daughter who can't even remember her first husband.
• Everything you see I owe to spaghetti. Sophia Loren, actre
• Man who marry girl with no bust has right to feel low down. -- Confucius Say
• Mrs. K: Bart, have you ever read "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"?
  Bart: I'm halfway through it, I swear! -- That's the one with Little Red Riding Hood and the three pigs, right?...
• The ideal gift for the girl who has everything: Penicillin.
• There is no such thing as a "self-made" man. We are made up of thousands of others.
  Everyone who has ever done a kind deed for us, or spoken one word of encouragement to us, has entered into the make-up of our character and our thoughts, as well as our success....
• My Playtex living bra died--of starvation! I've turned many a head in my day, and a few stomachs.
  I never made Who's Who but I'm featured in What's That!...
• A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence
  erving its purpose without obstructing the view. -- Sophia Lore...