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• The day-to-day travails of the IBM programmer are so amusing to most of us who are fortunate enough never to have been one -- like watching Charlie Chaplin trying to cook a shoe.
• You have to believe in yourself, that's the secret.
  Even when I was in the orphanage, when I was roaming the street trying to find enough to eat, even then I thought of myself as the greatest actor in the world....
• Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.
  -- Charles Schultz, as Charlie Brown -- Peanuts, cartoon strip...
• That's enough procedures for one day.
• The greatest programming project of all took six day
  on the seventh day the programmer rested. We've been trying to debug the blinking thing ever since....
• Baldrick, in the Amazonian rainforest there are tribes as yet untouched by civilization who have developed more convincing Charlie Chaplin impressions than yours.
  -- Edmund : Major Sta...
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