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• An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with, insists on boring future generations.
  -- Charles de Montesquieu...
• Why should you bury your lawyer? Because deep down inside, he's a good guy.
• And the Captain looked down upon the Project, and He saw that it was Good!
• Last week a mob attacked a white attorney because he was defending someone accused of killing a black man, and that's wrong.
  He should've been attacked because he's a lawyer. -- A. Whitney Brow...
• God only made man because he was disappointed with the monkey. -- Mark Twai
• Who is John Galt? An explorer, the greatest explorer that ever lived.
  The man who found the fountain of youth.John Galt spent years looking for it....
• He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience
  like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it....
• CORPORAL, n. A man who occupies the lowest rung of the military ladder.
  Fiercely the battle raged and, sad to tell, Our corporal heroically fell!...
• Man is the only creature endowed with the power of laughte
  is he not the only one that deserves to be laughed at? -- Grenville...