Board the windows, up your car insurance, and don't leave any booze in
plain sight. It's St. Patrick's day in Chicago again. The legend has
it that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. In fact, he was
arrested for drunk driving. The snakes left because people kept
throwing up on them.
plain sight. It's St. Patrick's day in Chicago again. The legend has
it that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. In fact, he was
arrested for drunk driving. The snakes left because people kept
throwing up on them.
Related:
- Board the windows, up your car insurance, and don't leave any booze in
plain sight.
It's St. Patrick's day in Chicago again. The legend... - St. Patrick was a gentleman
who through strategy and stealth
drove all the snakes from Ireland.
Here's a toasting to his health -- but not too many... - All snakes who wish to remain in Ireland will please raise their right
hands.
Saint... - All snakes who wish to remain in Ireland will please raise their right
hands."
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Saint... - Eating an orange on March l7th is indifferent, however,
if you happen to be a spectator at a St. Patrick's...
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- It is hard to let old beliefs go. They are familiar.
We are comfortable with them and have spent years building... - I found out why my car was humming.
It had forgotten the words... - And rival all but Shakespeare's name below.
-- Thomas Campbell (1777-1844)
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Pleasures of Hope, Part i, Line... - Lawyers earn their living by the sweat of their browbeating.
James Gibbons... - You may be redneck...
if the primary color of your car is bondo...
