Santa Claus Wears A Red Suit He's A Communist. He Has Long Hair And A Beard Must Be A Pacifist.

HomeFortune CookiesMiscellaneous Collections

Santa Claus wears a red suit
He's a Communist.

He has long hair and a beard
Must be a pacifist.

And what's in the pipe that he's smoking?

Santa Claus comes in your house at night.
He must be a dope fiend to get you up tight.

Why do police guys beat on peace guys?
-- Arlo Guthrie, "The Pause of Mr. Claus"