Sally: C'mon, Ted, all I'm asking you to do is share your feelings
with me.
Ted: ALL? Do you realize what you're asking? Men aren't trained
to share. We're trained to protect ourselves by not
letting anyone too close. Good grief, if I go around
sharing everything with you, you could hang me out to dry.
Sally: It's called "trust," Ted.
Ted: "Sharing"? "Trust"? You're really asking me to sail into
uncharted waters here.
-- Sally Forth
with me.
Ted: ALL? Do you realize what you're asking? Men aren't trained
to share. We're trained to protect ourselves by not
letting anyone too close. Good grief, if I go around
sharing everything with you, you could hang me out to dry.
Sally: It's called "trust," Ted.
Ted: "Sharing"? "Trust"? You're really asking me to sail into
uncharted waters here.
-- Sally Forth
Related:
- Asking me, asking me: do you know what love is?
Sure,
I know. A boy loves his dog... - How many
Aquarians
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
Like, why don't you just get out of my face and stop... - Clinton: Ted,
will you drive Hillary home... - What are you trained
to do... - Marge: But you can't let a few bad experiences sour you on helping
people.
Lovejoy: Oh, sure I can. [the phone rings]... - If you don't think too good, don't think too much.
- Ted... - Look, I'm not asking you to like me,
I'm not asking you to put yourself in a position
where I can touch your goodies,
I'm just asking you to be fair. -- Homer smooth-talks... - Lisa: Listen, I can take care of everything. All you have to do is
unshrink me.
Frink: Unshrink you? Well, that would require some... - You killed Ted,
you medieval dick-weed! -...
From the same category:
- To a brat,
"NO!" means "Not while I am looking... - Go, forget me! why should sorrow
O'er that brow a shadow fling?
Go, forget me, and to-morrow Brightly smile and sweetly... - The great question that has never been answered and which I have not
yet been able to answer despite my thirty years of research into the
feminine soul is:
WHAT DOES A WOMAN WANT? -- Sigmund Freud... - If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong.
Norm... - To Save the Earth.
The Humans must die...
