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• The town was so small it had only one yellow page. -- Orson Bea
• Be Prepared Boy Scout Motto
• BOY SCOUT -- a cub scout who ate a brownie.
• Boy Scout's Handbook: Casey Needzi
• My dad was the town drunk. A lot of times that's not so bad - but New York City?
• It was such a small town we didn't even have a village idiot.
  We had to take turns. -- Billy Holliday...
• How many West Virginians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they don't have Eeeeelextrisssity in West Virginia....
• Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
• Yo momma so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breastfeed it!