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• I went to the beach a couple of times in New York City.
  Tough summer out there, but I was pretty excited....
• New York's such a wonderful city, but at the library the guy was very rude.
  I said I'd like a card. He said, "You have to prove you're a citizen of New York....
• My father was a God-fearing man, but he never missed a copy of the New York Times, either.
  -- E. B. White...
• Say "Unique New York" five times fast!
• Bender: Old New York, the city that inspired a casino in Las Vegas.
• Gun bans work! Just look how safe New York City is!
• If you are one in a million, there are 8 of you in New York City.
• My uncle was the town drunk -- and we lived in Chicago. -- George Gobel