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• Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. Polish Proverb
• Bicycle Repair Man, how can I ever repair you?" "Well, you don't need to, gov, it's all right.
  It's all in a day's work for ... Bicycle Repair Man. <Sniff!>" -- Monty Pytho...
• Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
• Call yourself a Time Lord? A broken clock keeps better time than you do.
  At least it's accurate twice a day, which is more than you ever are. -- Tegan, The Visitatio...
• I used to work for the Sun Hotline but i'm all right now!! :-)
• It's all in a day's work for Confuse-a-Cat.
• You can fool all of the people all of the time if the advertising budget is big enough and the conditions are right.
  -- Joseph E. Levine...
• You can fool all the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.
  -- Joseph E. Levine...
• Real Programmers' programs never work right the first time, But if you throw them on the machine, they can be patched into working in "only a few" 30-hour debugging sessions.