Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer?
A: Throw him a rock.
A: Throw him a rock.
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save one of them,
would you go to lunch or read the paper... - Know how to save 5 drowning lawyers?
-- No?
GOOD... - Q: What should I do if I find a rock in a bag of potatoes?
A: Simply return the rock to your grocer, who will... - And do you believe in rock and roll and music to save
your mortal soul... - A help wanted add for a photo journalist asked the rhetorical question:
If you found yourself in a situation where you could... - Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A:His lips are moving... - Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
A: An offer you can't understand... - Q: What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand...
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- People who say nothing is impossible don't have
teenagers... - Anyone who tries to `enlighten' you is probably selling something.
Jen Howard... - There's always one more bug, even after that one is removed.
Weinberg's Programming Principle... - Of all the words of witch's doom
There's none so bad as which and whom.
The man who kills both which and whom Will be enshrined... - Gold, n.:
A soft malleable metal relatively scarce in distribution.
It is mined deep in the earth by poor men...
