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• Say it with flowers - give her a triffid.
• Once upon a time there were three brothers who were knights in a certain kingdom.
  And, there was a Princess in a neighboring kingdom who was of marriageable age....
• A woman can be anything the man who loves her would have her be. -- James Barrie
• A girl's conscience doesn't really keep her from doing anything wrong-- it merely keeps her from enjoying it.
• If she won't live forever, why give her a diamond?
• The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain.
• Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. -- Joey Adam
• Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents -- What Exactly is marriage?
  ? -- Eric, AGE 6...
• Always begin with a woman by telling her that you don't understand women.
  You will be able to prove it to her satisfaction more certainly than anything else you will ever tell her....