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• COBOL programmers do it very slow.
• COBOL: /koh'bol/ [COmmon Business-Oriented Language] n.
  (Synonymous with {evil}.) A weak, verbose, and flabby language used by {card walloper}s to do boring mindless things on {dinosaur} mainframes....
• Basic: Language of choice by non-programmers.
• DNA: the ultimate RIS machine language
• COBOL /koh'bol/ n. [COmmon Business-Oriented Language] (Synonymous with evil.
  ) A weak, verbose, and flabby language used by card wallopers to do boring mindless things on dinosaur mainframes....
• Why do trans-atlantic transfers take so long? Electrons don't swim very fast.
  -- john@minster.york.ac.uk and whh@PacBell.COM...
• Giving up on assembly language was the apple in our Garden of Ede
  Languages whose use squanders machine cycles are sinful....