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• Political T.V. commercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds.
• The best length for television programs is either 30 seconds or 8 hours.
• Brad: Folks, I'm often asked about my qualifications.
  Well, I may not have a lot of "credentials" or "training", but I tell you one thing...
• Homer: All right, how much do you charge? Zweig: If money's a problem, I charge on a sliding scale.
  I can go as low as $30 an hour. Homer: Keep sliding....
• I hold it, that a little rebellion, now and then, is a good thing, and as necessary in the political world as storms in the physical.
  -- Thomas Jefferson, Letter to James Madison, January 30, 1787...
• I ask only one thing. I'm understanding. I'm mature.
  And it isn't much to ask. I want to get back to London, and track her down, and be alone with my Selina -- or not even alone, damn it, merely close to her, close enough to smell her skin, to see the flecked webbing of her lemony eyes, the moulding of her artful lips....
• Jesse Jackson: The EDLIN of political candidates.