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• People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war, or before an election.
  -- Otto Von Bismarck...
• Be polite. Write diplomatically. Even in a declaration of war one observes the rules politeness.
  -- Otto Von Bismarck...
• Universal suffrage is the government of a house by its nursery. -- Otto von Bismarck
• Better pointed bullets than pointed speeches. -- Otto Von Bismarck (1815-1898)
• Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made. -- Otto von Bismarck
• Laws are like sausages. It is better not to see them being made. --Otto von Bismarck
• When you say that you agree to a thing in principle, you mean that you have not the slightest intention of carrying it out in practice.
  -- Otto Von Bismarck...
• Never before have so few puked so much on so many.
• Bart: Oh, how can they imprison kids in school on a beautiful day like this?
  Lisa: They're not imprisoning us, Bart, they're -- [a grey bus labeled "Springfield Prison" pulls up] Ba...