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• Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm. -- Frank Dane
• It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four percent of the people.
  -- Gore Vidal...
• An elected official is one who got 51% of the vote cast by 42% of the 67 percent of the people who are eligible to vote.
  When you calculate the odds, you are just damn lucky to get anyone to run for any office....
• He is one of those wise philanthropists who in a time of famine would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks.
  -- Douglas Jerrold (1803-1857) -- Douglas Jerrold's Wi...
• Don't buy a landslide. I don't want to have to pay for one more vote than I have to.
  -- Joseph P. Kennedy, on JFK's election strategy....
• Bart didn't get one vote? Oh, this is the worst thing that could ever happen to us!
  -- Homer, on Bart failing to be elected class president, "Lisa's Substitute...
• Are Women Human? In the year 584, in Lyon, France, 43 Catholic bishops and 20 men representing other bishops, after a lengthy debate, took a vote.
  The results were 32 yes, 31 no. Women were declared human by one vote....
• Kent: Senator Dole, why should people vote for you instead of President Clinton?
  Kang: It makes no difference which one of us you vote for....