Not only is UNIX dead, it's starting to smell really bad.

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• smart terminal n. 1. A terminal that has enough computing capability to render graphics or to offload some kind of front-end processing from the computer it talks to.
  The development of workstations and personal computers...
• smart terminal: n. 1. A terminal that has enough computing capability to render graphics or to offload some kind of front-end processing from the computer it talks to.
  The development of workstations and personal computers...
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• Simpson, you're starting to annoy me. -- Ned Flanders,
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