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• You know you should be swimming when . . . You keep crashing into the wall at the swimming pool and won't go near the diving boards.
• Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries , and you will have a fine pig and a bad child.
  Danish Proverb...
• It is of tremendous importance, when a wizard enters a battle, that he should have prepared sufficient spells beforehand to meet anything that he might face during the coming fight.
  It is even more important that the wizard act bravely during the course of the fight, so that he might do credit to the names of wizards everywhere....
• Homer: Hey, Barney, am I a pig? Barney: You're even more of a pig than I am!
  [huge belch] -- From someone who should know, "Some Enchanted Evening...
• When PIG's fly they will be called PIGeo
• What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer? Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
• A pig is a jolly companion, Boar, sow, barrow, or gilt -- A pig is a pal, who'll boost your morale, Though mountains may topple and tilt.
  When they've blackballed, bamboozled, and burned you, When they've turned on you, Tory and Whig, Though you may be thrown over by Tabby and Rover, You'll never go wrong with a pig, a pig, You'll never go wrong with a pig!...