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• How many Technical Support staff -- does it take to change a light bulb?
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  How enthusiastic is our support for UNIX? Unix was written on our machines and for our machines many years ago....
• One of the questions that comes up all the time i
  How enthusiastic is our support for UNIX? Unix was written on our machines and for our machines many years ago....
• I support Merit Pay and Piece Work for politicians.
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