Life Sucks. Cynical, misanthropic male, 34, looking for soul mate but
certain not to find her. Drop me a note. I'll call you, we'll talk and
I'll ask you out to dinner where I'll probably spend more than I can
afford in a feeble attempt to impress you. Then we'll realize we have
absolutely nothing in common and we'll go our separate ways, more
embittered and depressed than before (if such a thing is possible).
certain not to find her. Drop me a note. I'll call you, we'll talk and
I'll ask you out to dinner where I'll probably spend more than I can
afford in a feeble attempt to impress you. Then we'll realize we have
absolutely nothing in common and we'll go our separate ways, more
embittered and depressed than before (if such a thing is possible).
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- Life Sucks. Cynical, misanthropic male, 34, looking for soul mate but
certain not to find her.
Drop me a note. I'll call you, we'll talk and I'll... - T is not in mortals to command success,
But we 'll do more,
Sempronius,--we 'll deserve it. -- Joseph Addison... - So we 'll go no more a-roving
So late into the night.
Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- So we 'll... - We 'll have a swashing and a martial outside,
As many other mannish cowards have.
William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -... - We 'll shine in more substantial honours,
And to be noble we 'll be good.
Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda... - And when with envy Time, transported,
Shall think to rob us of our joys,
You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll... - I 'll give you leave to call me anything, if you don't call me "spade."
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Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation... - Thus hand in hand through life we 'll go;
Its checker'd paths of joy and woe
With cautious steps we 'll tread.
Nathaniel Cotton (1707-1788) -- The Fireside, Stanza... - Oh whistle, and I 'll come to ye, my lad.
-- Robert Burns (1759-1796)
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Whistle, and I 'll come to...
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- Many candles can be kindled from one candle without diminishing it.
- The... - You may be redneck...
if a watch band is wider than any book you've read... - Guinan, make me a Pangalactic Gargleblaster."
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Famous Last... - Yesterday is a cancelled cheque. Tomorrow is a promissory note.
Today is the only cash you have - so spend it wisely... - Positive Reinforcement
Wade...
