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• Bipolar, adj.
  Refers to someone who has homes in Nome, Alaska, and Buffalo, New York...
• New York: homes, homes everywhere, and not a place to live. -- Don Herold
• Lion died of shame in New York-Someone gave him a mohawk.
• The following appeared in the annual report of a chain of stores that sell supplies for do-it-yourself home improvements.
  "Current reports indicate that sales of new homes nationwide declined by 9 percent during the past year, while sales of existing homes increased by 16 percent....
• A man sank into the psychiatrist's couch and said, "I have a terrible problem, Doctor.
  I have a son at Harvard and another son at Princeto...
• One of the rules of Busmanship, New York style, is never surrender your seat to another passenger.
  This may seem callous, but it is the best way, really....