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• Damage control is easy. Reading Klingon -- that's hard.
• Picard: "Captain's Log, Supplemental. We have sustained light damage from an attack by an alien species known as the Calamarian.
  They apparently have a grievance with Q, no doubt one of many lifeforms that do....
• Stand down from battle stations, and Ensign change your phase
• Kirk: "We both guessed right. Negotiations with the Klingon Empire on the verge of breaking down.
  Starfleet Command anticipates a surprise attack. We are to proceed to Organia, and take whatever steps are necessary to prevent the Klingons from using it as a base....
• Life support system warranty expired!!!
• Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and it's 100 percent fatal.
• Life is the only activity with a 100% mortality rate.
• Life is a sexually transferred disease with 100% mortality.
• On the business front, UNIX has been under attack from a variety of sources, primarily by the nonexistant Windows NT.
  Luckily, the UNIX vendors have their own nonexistant products with which to answer the threat....