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• The next generation of computers will have a "Warranty Expired" interrupt.
• The primary cause of failure in electrical appliances is an expired warranty.
  Often, you can get an appliance running again simply by changing the warranty expiration date with a 15/64-inch felt-tipped marker....
• The primary cause of failure in electrical appliances is an expired warranty.
  Often, you can get an appliance running again simply by changing the warranty expiration date with a 15/64-inch felt-tipped marker....
• If I am ever stuck on a respirator or a life-support system, I definitely want to be unplugged--but not till I get down to a size 8.
  -- Henriette Mantel...
• Have you called System Support today?
• Child Support: Taxation without representation in child's life.
• Cut life support to all quarters with children -- Picard