Related:

• Kime's Law for the Reward of Meekness: Turning the other cheek merely ensures two bruised cheeks.
• Herth's Law: He who turns the other cheek too far gets it in the neck.
• Turn the other cheek. -- Jesus Chri
• Bart: Mom, Reverend Lovejoy doesn't have a coat. Should I let him in?
  Lovejoy: My coat was stolen at last week's interfaith banquet....
• How do I turn the other cheek without getting up?
• There is one who kisses, and the other who offers a cheek. French Proverb
• Whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also.
  And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away thy coat, let him have thy cloak also....
• Two men came before Nasrudin when he was magistrate.
  The first man said, This man has bitten my ear -- I demand compensation....