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• Keep women you cannot. Marry them and they come to hate the way you walk across the room
  emain their lover, and they jilt you at the end of six months. -- Moore...
• You will marry your present lover and be happy.
• If you cannot find happiness along the way, you will not find it at the end of the trail.
• If you don't think women are EXPENSIVE, marry one.
• If the customers don't want to come, you can't exactly keep them from it.
• If you took all the women at the Harvard Prom and laid them end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
  -- Dorothy Parke...
• You cannot teach a crab to walk straight. -- Aristophane
• Don't marry someone you can live with. Marry someone you cannot live without. -- Josh McDowell