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• I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
  -- Joe E. Lewi...
• Ferenghi: pn.* A college freshman after his first beer.
• A German soldier in Paris, 1940. He takes the first girl he sees to a hotel room, has his way with her, and says arrogantly, "In nine months, you'll have a baby.
  Call him Adolf." She replies sweetly, "In two weeks you'll have a rash....
• Where Gary Hart REALLY spends his weekends.
• Never say anything more predictive than "Watch this!" -- First Law of Frisbee.
• hacker, n: Originally, any person with a knack for coercing stubborn inanimate thing
  hence, a person with a happy knack, later contracted by the mythical philosopher Frisbee Frobenius to the common usage, 'hack'....
• I went on a diet, cut out drinking, cut out smoking, cut out eating, cut out all my bad habits, and in fourteen days, I lost a full two weeks.
  -- Joe E. Lewis, 1902-1971...