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• Multiple choice test: WHAT IS FORTRAN? [a] between thre and fiv tran.
  [b] what two computers engage in before interface. [c] ridiculous....
• Kirk: "I don't mean this future." McCoy: "What is this?
  Multiple choice?" -- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8...
• A, B, ... (Long time, no C)
• Q: What is the Brooklyn alphabet? A: Fuckin' A, fuckin' B, fuckin' C, etc.
• The Ten Commandments are not multiple choice.
• What is freedom? Freedom is the right to choose: the right to create for yourself the alternatives of choice.
  Without the possibility of choice and the exercise of choice a man is not a man but a member, an instrument, a thing....
• The distance between the ticket counter and you plane is directly proportional to the weight of what you are carrying and inversely proportional to the time remaining before takeoff.
  -- Gary Witzenburg...
• Bypasses are devices that allow some people to dash from point A to point B very fast while other people dash from point B to point A very fast.
  People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are often given to wonder what's so great about point A that so many people from point B are so keen to get there and what's so great about point B that so many people from point B are so keen to get there....
• I before E except after C. What a weird society!