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• I'm ready to travel at WARP speed!
• It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
  -- Woody Alle...
• Burns: I want you to show this woman the time of her life.
  Homer: Gotcha. Marge, we're getting some drive-thru, then we're doing it twice!...
• You shouldn't go faster than twice the speed of light-- it's too hard on the tires.
• When the roll is called up yonder, people who have paid their Book of the Month bills on time will receive preferential treatment.
  However, your mail will still come late, except for bills which will arrive the day after they were mailed, even if from Kabul!...
• High-speed electronic communications media, such as electronic mail and television, tend to prevent meaningful and thoughtful communication.
• Electronic Mail: For when you absolutely, positively, have to lose important documents at the speed of light.
  -- Anon....