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• 'Foreshadowing' -- your clue to quality literature." -- Berkeley Breathed, "Bloom County
• I can't relax, 'cause I'm a Boinger! -- Steve Dallas (Bloom County)
• Leaving a trail of slime wherev-" >CLICK!< -- "Bloom County
• We are holding Elvis's brain hostage on Planet Zork. -- Bloom County
• You are WRONG, you ol' brass-breasted fascist poop! -- Bloom County
• Page, Arizona, Shithead Capital of Coconino County
  any town with thirteen churches and only four bars has got an incipient social problem....
• Ahead Warp 37 to the wild, loud PLANET OF THE LUSTY WOMEN COMMODITIES BROKERS!
  -- "Bloom County...
• Statesmen are dead politicians. Lord knows we need more statesmen.
  -- Opus the Penquin, Bloom County...
• Then you admit confirming not denying you ever said that?
  "NO! ... I mean Yes! WHAT?" "I'll put `maybe.'" -- Bloom County...