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• I want a full scale Red Alert throughout the world.
  Surround EVERYONE with EVERYTHING we got! Mobilize every fighting unit and every weapon we can lay our hands on....
• chad /chad/ n. 1. [common] The perforated edge strips on printer paper, after they have been separated from the printed portion.
  Also called selvage, perf, and ripoff 2. obs. The confetti-like paper bits punched out of cards or paper tape...
• At that time [the 1960s], Bell Laboratories scientists projected that computer speeds as high as 30 million floating-point calculations per second (megaflops) would be needed for the Army's ballistic missile defense system.
  Many computer experts -- including a National Academy of Sciences panel -- said achieving such speeds, even using multiple processors, was impossible....
• Any landing you can walk away from is a good one! -- Gerald R.
  Massie, U.S. Army Air Forces photographer. -- Written in 1944 after the crash-landing of his B-17....
• A reader reports that when the patient died, the attending doctor recorded the following on the patient's cha
  Patient failed to fulfill his wellness potential....
• Soldier: Ooh, sorry. We don't normally drive these in the Air Force.
  Wiggum: [cuffing Bob] Got ya, ha ha, you...TV-hating mutant!...
• Gentlemen, Whilst marching from Portugal to a position which commands the approach to Madrid and the French force
  my officers have been diligently complying with your requests which have been sent by H....
• brute force adj. Describes a primitive programming style
  one in which the programmer relies on the computer's processing power instead of using his or her own intelligence to simplify the problem, often ignoring problems of scale and applying naive methods suited to small problems directly to large ones....
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....