Related:

• Here lies my wife: her let her lie! Now she's at rest, and so am I.
  -- John Dryden, epitaph intended for his wife...
• Oh, no. What have I done? What am I doing? What will I do?
  -- That is the question, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• I wonder what would happen if I....[NO CARRIER]
• I have not yet begun to byte!
• What I gave, I have; what I spent, I had; what I kept, I lost. -- old epitaph
• So what if I am a modem junky?
• If the GOOD die young, I wonder why I am still here.
• And if you wonder, What I am doing, As I am heading for the sink.
  I am spitting out all the bitterness, Along with half of my last drink....