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• My opponent has been observed masticating in public!
• If a man remembers what is right at the sign of profi
  is ready to lay down his life in the face of danger, and does not forget sentiments he has repeated all his life when he has been in straitened circumstances for a long time, he may be said to be a complete man....
• Adversity has ever been considered the state in which a man most easily becomes acquainted with himself.
  -- Samuel Johnso...
• Man is not a machine... Although man most certainly processes information, he does not necessarily process it in the way computers do.
  Computers and men are not species of the same genus....
• In a country where the sole employer is the State, opposition means death by slow starvation.
  The old principle: who does not work does not eat, has been replaced by a new one...
• In West Union, Ohio, No married man can go flying without his spouse along at any time, unless he has been married for more than 12 months.
• A man may be a fool and not know it -- but not if he is married. -- H. L. Mencke
• Contentment produces in some measure, all those effects which the alchemist usually ascribes to what he calls the philosopher's stone
  and if it does not bring riches, it does the same thing, by banishing the desire of them....