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• Homer: Now, what is a wedding? Well, Webster's Dictionary describes a wedding as, "The process of removing weeds from one's garden.
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• Currently, a marriage is considered successful if it lasts long enough for the exchange of all the duplicates received during the wedding as gifts.
• CONFIRMED BACHELOR: A man who goes through life without a hitch.
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  The fleet is immense. After your plane arrives 6 months late, you begin to wonder why it has not arrived yet....
• consult guide about intelligence The Guide checks through its Sub-Etha-Net database and eventually comes up with the following entry
  Thirty million generations of philosophers have debated the definition of intelligence....
• Yo momma so slutty she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ball!
• Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without. Buddha