Consult Guide About Intelligence The Guide Checks Through Its Sub-Etha-Net Database And Eventually Comes Up With The Following Entry

Consult Guide About Intelligence The Guide Checks Through Its Sub-Etha-Net Database And Eventually Comes Up With The Following Entry

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Thirty million generations of philosophers have debated the definition of
intelligence. The most popular definition appears in the Sirius Cybernetics
Corporation android manuals: "Intelligence is the ability to reconcile
totally contradictory situations without going completely bonkers -- for
example, having a stomach ache and not having a stomach ache at the same
time, holding a hole without the doughnut, having good luck and bad luck
simultaneously, or seeing a real estate agent waive his fee."
-- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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