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• To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.
• Here's to good friends Tonight is kinda stupid The beer we'll pour Is something we'll ignore somehow.
  .. So tonight, tonight, Let it be Lowbrau." "Lowbrau, the beer for those times when you just don't feel sophisticated....
• PRO: You will never have another hangover, nor forget what you did last night.
  CON: You won't be able to get intoxicated again. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• As you pronounce the formula on it, the scroll disappears.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...it takes a conscious effort NOT to pronounce the 'd' at the end of common words.
• Obsession is when you can't live without that person.
  Infatuation is when you feel like you'll die when that person isn't around you....
• Absolute freedom is being able to do what you please without considering anyone except the except the wife and kid
  he company and the boss, neighbors and friends, the police and government, the doctor and the church....