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• To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.
• INTOXICATED: When you feel sophisticated without being able to pronounce it.
• PRO: You will never have another hangover, nor forget what you did last night.
  CON: You won't be able to get intoxicated again. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• Being able to say NO is the root to reclaiming your life.
• There will be sex after death, we just won't be able to feel it. -- Lily Tomli
• Here's to good friends Tonight is kinda stupid The beer we'll pour Is something we'll ignore somehow.
  .. So tonight, tonight, Let it be Lowbrau." "Lowbrau, the beer for those times when you just don't feel sophisticated....
• The more often a person feels, and fails to act, the less he will be able to act, and in the long run, the less he will be able to feel.
  -- C. S. Lewi...
• CAUTION! Do not operate PC while intoxicated.