Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations
Sign on a cathedral in Spain:
It is forbidden to enter a woman, even a foreigner if
dressed as a man.
Above the enterance to a Cairo bar:
Unaccompanied ladies not admitted unless with husband
or similar.
On a Bucharest elevator:
The lift is being fixed for the next days.
During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
-- Colin Bowles
Sign on a cathedral in Spain:
It is forbidden to enter a woman, even a foreigner if
dressed as a man.
Above the enterance to a Cairo bar:
Unaccompanied ladies not admitted unless with husband
or similar.
On a Bucharest elevator:
The lift is being fixed for the next days.
During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
-- Colin Bowles
Related:
- In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day.
During that time we regret that you will be unbearable... - Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations
Sign on a cabin door of a Soviet Black Sea cruise liner:
Helpsavering apparata in emergings behold many whistles... - In a Bangkok temple:
It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if... - Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations
Various signs in Poland:
Right turn toward immediate outside. Go soothingly... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
In a Leipzig... - Here's what I know about regret. It's always present,
even if unseen, like the moon in the day sky. The tigers... - Ladies are requested not to have children at the bar.
sign in a Norwegian cocktail... - Riker: "We might regret this."
Ro: "Regret *what*? Aren't you being a little presumptuous?"
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"Conundrum", Stardate 45494...
From the same category:
- PRO: Not experiencing fear.
CON: Not being able to inflict fear.
Pros and Cons of... - Systems programmer:
A person in sandals who has been in the elevator with... - If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice;
if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. -- Bill... - An English judge, growing weary of the barrister's long-winded
summation,
leaned over the bench and remarked, "I've heard your... - I like overkill.
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Post Brothers...
