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• Big M, Little M, many mumbling mice Are making midnight music in the moonlight, Mighty nice!
• It's nice to be nice to the nice. -- Frank Burns, M*A*S*H
• Management: How many feet do mice have? Reply: Mice have four feet.
  M: Elaborate! R: Mice have five appendages, and four of them are feet....
• There are many things to be remembered when making friends with the animals in the zoo.
  In the first place they dislike gloves, and a gloved hand is far more likely to be bitten than a naked one....
• Failed as a proof-reader for M & M'
• What's wrong with a little harmless crime once in a while? -- M. Blaise
• Many a bum show has been saved by the flag. -- George M. Coha
• 1970's (New Math) A farmer exchanges a set P of potatoes with a set M of money.
  The cardinality of the set M is equal to $10 and each element of M is worth $...