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• IGNORANCE: When you don't know anything, and someone else finds out.
• Ignorance: When you don't know something and somebody finds it out. -- Jethro Bu
• OPPRESSED GEEK: Everybody keeps blaming me for the Y2K problem, the Melissa Virus, Windows crashes.
  .. you name it. When somebody finds out you're a bona fide geek, they start bugging you about computer problems....
• Somebody tries to rob you, but finds nothing to steal.
• It's easy to be egotistical, when you don't know anything.
• QUIXOTIC, adj. Absurdly chivalric, like Don Quixote.
  An insight into the beauty and excellence of this incomparable adjective is unhappily denied to him who has the misfortune to know that the gentleman's name is pronounced Ke-ho-tay....
• You know your really somebody in the software world when Richard Stallman complains about you having a gratuitous patent.
• He is so unlucky that he runs into accidents which started out to happen to somebody else.
  -- Don Marqui...
• You know you should be swimming when . . . At home, you close all the drapes, take off your clothes and don a pair of swim fins.