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• Ignorance is when you don't know anything and somebody finds it out.
• IGNORANCE: When you don't know anything, and someone else finds out.
• When people sit in front of you at a movie theater, never say, "Sit down in front.
  People don't bend that way. -- Jethro Bu...
• OPPRESSED GEEK: Everybody keeps blaming me for the Y2K problem, the Melissa Virus, Windows crashes.
  .. you name it. When somebody finds out you're a bona fide geek, they start bugging you about computer problems....
• Somebody tries to rob you, but finds nothing to steal.
• Quote #658 Any time somebody tells you that you shouldn't do something because it's "unprofessional," you know that they've run out of _real_ arguments.
  -- Joel on Software...
• QUIXOTIC, adj. Absurdly chivalric, like Don Quixote.
  An insight into the beauty and excellence of this incomparable adjective is unhappily denied to him who has the misfortune to know that the gentleman's name is pronounced Ke-ho-tay....
• An authority is somebody who can tell you more about something than you really care to know.