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If You're Crossing The Nation In A Covered Wagon, It's Better To Have Four Strong Oxen Than 100 Chickens.
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If you're crossing the nation in a covered wagon, it's better to have four
strong oxen than 100 chickens. Chickens are OK but we can't make them work
together yet.
-- Ross Bott, Pyramid U.S., on multiprocessors at AUUGM '89.
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Moderately parallel architecture is like pulling a wagon with five oxen.
Massively parallel architecture is giving the job to ten thousand chickens....
I'll have four fried chickens and a coke. -Jake -- "The Blues Brothe
Why don't chickens have lips?
Chickens are how eggs make more eggs.
Chickens...the only animals you can eat before they are born.
...and after they are dead. The first is an encore performance, the second the final act....
How many chickens -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They're all far too busy crossing the road....
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place.
We asked how they prepare their chickens. The answer was, 'We just tell them they're going to die....
Rotisserie: A Ferris wheel for chickens.