Related:

• If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.
  -- Fran Lebowitz...
• All your fantasies will come true after your imagination is surgically removed.
• Fantasies are Reality Turned Sideways!
• Fantasies are free." "NO!! NO!! It's the thought police!!!!
• HOCKEY: Female sex fantasies on ice!
• Yes, it's sexist Male Fantasies on Ice!
• What do you do when your real life exceeds your wildest fantasies?
  "You keep it to yourself." -- Broadcast New...
• Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. -- Fran Lebowitz
• Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
  -- Fran Lebowitz...