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• If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored. -- Fresco's Discovery
• Fresco's Discovery: If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored.
• If you knew what you were doing, you'd probably be bored. Fresco's Law
• Silly Sally was baby sitting. But Silly Sally was getting bored.
  Thinking a walk would help, she put the baby in his carriage....
• There once was a king who ruled his country long, wisely, and well.
  The king had a son whom he hoped would someday rule the land....
• Marge: I'm happy for the school. It sounds like this money's going to provide a lot of new opportunities.
  Bart: Big deal. They didn't approve my idea; they said it was unfeasible....
• One pill makes you larger And if you go chasing rabbits And, one pill makes you small.
  And you know you're going to fall. And the ones that mother gives you, Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar Don't do anything at all....